it get's weirder. I know this will read like a BM post, but this in fact a real advert for TD's albums from 1975:
Let it Rock Tour Programme
"Tell me, my fine fellow, where can I purchase PHAEDRA and RUBYCON two fine albums by...."
"You don't have to tell me who they're by!"
"I don't?"
"Affirmative!"
"Who are they by?"
"You don't know?"
"Of course I know!"
"Fine! Just fine! But do you know where you can buy them?"
"Negative!"
"You can buy them anywhere!"
"Anywhere?"
"Anywhere! Have you heard of Edgar Froese?"
"Edgar Froese?"
"Affirmative!"
"Affirmative!"
"Do you know where I might buy Edgar Froese's two magnificent waxings....?"
"You don't have to tell me what they're called!"
"I don't?"
"AQUA and EPSILON IN MALAYSIAN PALE ! And I'll tell you more!"
'Oh?"
"You can buy them anywhere."
"Anywhere?"
"Affirmative!"
"Hey, I feel a song coming on!" "Yeah?"
"So I'll just set this synthesiser on 'mush' and ....Hey Presto! The Sound of Music!"
"MMMMM! Now that's what I call real pretty!"
TANGERINE DREAM. PHAEDRA and RUBYCON.
EDGAR FROESE. AQUA and EPSILON IN MALAYSIAN PALE.
You can buy them anywhere for £2.99. But take this page to any Virgin shop and you can buy them for £2.39. This offer closes at the end of November. Virgin Records. We have never sold a full price Tangerine Dream or Edgar Froese album.
do you think at any stage the person who came up with this was on cough mixture or something?