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consider the BM your leader......I have ten commandments for thee
1: thou shalt not covet thy neighbours ass (thats my job)
2: thou shalt commit adultery and get away with it
3: thou shalt not worship any graven images thereof, unless its of me
4: thou shalt like ZEIT and tell everyone until they stone ye
5: thou shalt drink until thee fall down
6: thou shalt not steal or put goods on ebay at rip orf prices
7: thou shalt roll chubby ones and share them amongst thee faithfull
8: thou shalt wear rubber
9: thou shalt not commit sexual acts with the beasts of the field (leave that to the welsh)
10: thou shalt chant : BM, BM, BM, om.......om......aum piddy paddy poo
...The wise.....are silent.....