Jokes

coldwater · Post by **coldwater** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:55 pm

Whats the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?
You can't wash your hands in a Buffalo.

bigmoog · Post by **bigmoog** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:43 pm

Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A. No one cries when you chop up an bagpipe

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

bigmoog · Post by **bigmoog** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:44 pm

Q. What's the difference between the Great Highland and Northumbrian bagpipes?

A. The GHB burns longer [but the Northumbrian burns hotter]

sparrow · Post by **sparrow** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:19 pm

Jon you should be ashamed of yourself. I'm deeply offended and will not tolerate your attitude to people of the Scottish Nation

bigmoog · Post by **bigmoog** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:32 pm

sparrow wrote:Jon you should be ashamed of yourself. I'm deeply offended and will not tolerate your attitude to people of the Scottish Nation

sorry mate, but im scared of bagpipes...one attacked me once and we had to get the vet to put it down

billythefish · Post by **billythefish** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 5:56 pm

bigmoog wrote:
sparrow wrote:Jon you should be ashamed of yourself. I'm deeply offended and will not tolerate your attitude to people of the Scottish Nation

sorry mate, but im scared of bagpipes...one attacked me once and we had to get the vet to put it down

Isn't it bad luck if you see one on its own?

bigmoog · Post by **bigmoog** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:48 am

Q. How do you make a chain saw sound like a bagpipe?

A. Add vibrato.

Q. What do you call ten bagpipes at the bottom of the ocean?

A. A start.

haggis jokes to follow

redziller · Post by **redziller** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:55 pm

from a Goons new too me today....

Fellow A: I say, I say, I say! Why did Winston Churchill wear red white and blue braces?
Fellow B: Why did Winston Churchill wear red white and blue braces?
Fellow A: Yes! Why did Winston Churchill wear red white and blue braces?
Fellow B: I don't know, why did Winston Churchill wear red white and blue braces?
Fellow A: To keep his trousers up.

zee english yoke

zee german silence

bigdaveh · Post by **bigdaveh** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:19 pm

Doctor Doctor i've got a strawberry stuck in my ear, Don't worry i've got some cream for that

HYPERBOREA · Post by **HYPERBOREA** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:32 pm

A man goes to the Doctor complaining about a problem with his hearing

The Doctor asked what are the symptoms?

He said.. Well, they are a cartoon family from America!

epsilon75 · Post by **epsilon75** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:26 pm

Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.

sparrow · Post by **sparrow** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:42 am

A teenager goes into a shop and asks ''a kit cat chunky' she gives him one. I meant an ordinary kit cat you fat c*w.

coat already on and half way to Edinburgh..

Janus · Post by **Janus** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:33 pm

All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time to consider how their online name might appear!

These are not made up.

1. 'Who Represents' is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity Their Web site is: whorepresents.com

2. 'Experts Exchange' is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at:
expertsexchange. com

3. Looking for a great pen? Look no further than
' Pen Island '. It can be found at:
penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try 'Therapist Finder' at: therapistfinder.com

5. Then there's the 'Italian Power Generator' company. Check it out at:
powergenitalia. com

6.'IP computer' software, there's always: ip_anywhere. com

7. 'The First Cumming Methodist Church' Web site is:cummingfirst. com

8. And the designers at 'Speed of Art' await you at their wacky Web site:
speedofart. com

redziller · Post by **redziller** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:28 pm

Hysterical Chris!

Janus · Post by **Janus** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:14 pm

Some genuine Far Eastern delights for you

Tangerine Dream

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